HOME OF THE BEARS, OWLS, OTTERS & WOLVES
Join us for the 2nd Annual
CAMP KILLMER
Step into a world where the spirit of summer camp is reborn—only this time, it’s all grown-up! Join us for all the fun and whimsy of a day at camp, but enjoying better drinks, killer cookout classics, and a community ready to embrace the chaos of adult life.
Let’s see if last year’s winners, Team Owls, can hold onto their title or if one of the other teams will raise the trophy this year!
Learn all the details below, and remember: we want an epic group of people, so we highly encourage you to invite a friend (or two) to join the Camp Killmer adventure!
Camp Infomation
When:
Check-in for campers begins at 3:00 PM and lasts until 3:45 PM! This is where you’ll receive your team assignments for the competitive games. Please arrive promptly so that the other events can stay on schedule
Where:
105 Hamby Court, Garner, 27529
What to Wear:
Come in comfortable clothes that you don’t mind getting a little messy. There will be events, including water balloons, so an extra shirt & shorts may be nice.
What to Bring:
Bring a friend (or two)!
Camp is more fun with friends, and we’d love to meet the people you think would enjoy this goofy, fun-filled day. Feel free to share this invite. It would also help us for everyone to RSVP so we can plan food and supplies effectively.
Bonus Ask: If you have a camp chair, bring it along! We want everyone to be comfy when it’s time to gather around the campfire.
Beverage Contributions:
Help us make this the best adult day camp ever! Bring your favorite adult beverage to share. Beers, wine, seltzers, sparkling waters…whatever will get you through a day of fun in the sun.
Please fill out the RSVP FORM
and let us know if you can attend
by May 15, 2026
Meet the Camp Staff
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CHELSEA
CAMP DIRECTOR
Every great camp needs a fearless leader, and at Camp Killmer, that’s none other than Chelsea, your Camp Director and ultimate planner extradorniar. You’ll find her making announcements, keeping the schedule on track, and watching the chaos unfold—most likely with a drink in hand. Chelsea’s got the answers—so don’t hesitate to ask her your question!
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ANDREW
CAMP ACTIVITY LEADER
Every camp needs a high-energy activity leader who is not afraid to look like a fool. Andrew is in charge of the many challenges, games, and hijinks around camp. He will be giving instructions, demonstrations, and in true Jeff Probst fashion will keep a running narration as the games unfold (and yes, that means some mocking, feel free to mock him right back!)
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PHOEBE
CAMP NURSE
Meet Camp Nurse Phoebe, our highly unqualified yet incredibly enthusiastic medical professional. While she may lack an actual degree (or opposable thumbs), she is fully committed to providing emotional support, excessive tail wags, and unsolicited face licks to any camper in need. In short, fall down, and you’ll get a sniff. Stay safe out there, campers!
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KAREN
CAMP HOSPITALITY COORDINATOR
Every great camp needs a warm, welcoming presence, and at Camp Killmer, that’s none other than Karen, your Camp Hospitality Coordinator! Known for her kindness, warmth, and ability to make everyone feel at home, she’s here to ensure that every camper is well-fed, well-loved, and having the best time possible. Need a friendly face? A pep talk before your next challenge? Or maybe just a little extra food on your plate? Karen has you covered!
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JEFFREY
CAMP GRILL MASTER
At Camp Killmer, we believe every great adventure is fueled by perfectly grilled burgers and legendary stories, and no one delivers both quite like Jeffrey, our Camp Grill Master. Part chef, part entertainer, and 100% here for the good times, he’s manning the grill and keeping the vibes high. Swing by the grill for a bite, a laugh, and maybe a wildly entertaining story you didn’t ask for but will definitely enjoy!
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MEATBALL
CAMP MASCOT // CHAOS COW
Every camp needs a mascot, and at Camp Killmer, that honor belongs to Meatball, our beloved Chaos Cow. While his official duties remain unclear, his passion for high-speed zoomies, dramatic barking at absolutely nothing, and general mischief-making is undeniable. While he may not always be out and about, rest assured that Meatball is keeping a close eye on camp operations—from his air-conditioned command center.
