Hit the Trail—Camp Killmer Is Calling!
Step into a world where the spirit of summer camp is reborn—only this time, it’s all grown-up, and we’re turning up the fun in honor of Andrew’s birthday! At Camp Killmer, we’re trading in the ordinary for a day filled with playful challenges, nostalgic fun, and a few surprises. Join us as we celebrate Andrew's milestone —all while enjoying better drinks, killer cookout classics, and a community ready to embrace the chaos of adult life.
Learn about all the details below, and remember: we want an epic group of people so we highly encourage you to invite a friend (or two) to join in on the Camp Killmer adventure!
Camp Infomation
Check-in for campers begins at 3:00 PM! This is where you’ll receive your team assignments for the competitive games.
Where: 105 Hamby Court, Garner, 27529
What to Wear:
Come in comfortable clothes that you don’t mind getting a little messy. Make sure you can move freely and dress in layers based on the weather.
What to Bring:
Bring a friend (or two)! We’re assembling an awesome group to celebrate Andrew, and we’d love to meet the people you think would enjoy this goofy, fun-filled day. Feel free to share this invite so they can RSVP and get all the details.
Bonus Ask: If you have a camp chair, bring it along! We want everyone to be comfy when it’s time to gather around the campfire.
Cookout Contributions:
Help us make the cookout as delicious as possible! Whether you're coming solo or as a couple, please bring a dish or beverage to share. Check our sign-up list to claim your contribution.
Important: Some guests have serious allergies, so please do not use peanuts in any dish.
No Gifts:
Andrew just wants you there and to meet new friends—your presence is the best gift of all!
Can’t Wait to See You There!
Feel free to reach out with any questions, and get ready for an unforgettable day at Camp Killmer!
Please fill out the Registration Form and let us know if you can attend by March 17, 2025
Happy 35th Birthday Andrew!
Meet the Camp Staff
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PHOEBE
CAMP NURSE
Meet Camp Nurse Phoebe, our highly unqualified yet incredibly enthusiastic medical professional. While she may lack an actual degree (or opposable thumbs), she is fully committed to providing emotional support, excessive tail wags, and unsolicited face licks to any camper in need. In short, fall down, and you’ll get a sniff. Bring snacks, and you might just get extra attention. Stay safe out there, campers!
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CHELSEA
CAMP DIRECTOR
Every great camp needs a fearless leader, and at Camp Killmer, that’s none other than Chelsea, your Camp Director and ultimate birthday coordinator. You’ll find her making announcements, keeping the schedule on track, and watching the chaos unfold—most likely with a drink in hand. Need to know where to be? What’s happening next? How to bribe your way to extra s’mores? Chelsea’s got the answers—so don’t hesitate to ask her your question!
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KAREN
CAMP HOSPITALITY COORDINATOR
Every great camp needs a warm, welcoming presence, and at Camp Killmer, that’s none other than Karen, your Camp Hospitality Coordinator! Known for her kindness, warmth, and ability to make everyone feel at home, she’s here to ensure that every camper is well-fed, well-loved, and having the best time possible. Need a friendly face? A pep talk before your next challenge? Or maybe just a little extra food on your plate? Karen has you covered!
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JEFFREY
CAMP GRILL MASTER
At Camp Killmer, we believe every great adventure is fueled by perfectly grilled burgers and legendary stories, and no one delivers both quite like Jeffrey, our Camp Grill Master. Part chef, part entertainer, and 100% here for the good times, he’s manning the grill and keeping the vibes high. Swing by the grill for a bite, a laugh, and maybe a wildly entertaining story you didn’t ask for but will definitely enjoy. Just don’t ask for your burger too well done—Camp Grill Master rules apply!
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MEATBALL
CAMP MASCOT // CHAOS COW
Every camp needs a mascot, and at Camp Killmer, that honor belongs to Meatball, our beloved Chaos Cow. While his official duties remain unclear, his passion for high-speed zoomies, dramatic barking at absolutely nothing, and general mischief-making is undeniable. While he may not always be out and about, rest assured that Meatball is keeping a close eye on camp operations—from his air-conditioned command center.
